I know. Carlos Gomez shouldn't have taken such an overzealous turn at second. Jason Kubel should not have turned into Delmong Young (1-for-10, 6 K's). Delmon Young should not have been Delmon Young (0-for-8, 4 K's). Joe Nathan should not have thrown a 3-0 hanging fastball down the heart of the plate to A-Rod (Nick Blackburn owes Nathan a good solid cock-punch for spoiling that outing). But dammit all, it feels good to blame outside forces, don't it?